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1. A1 The Electricity In The Air Before A Good Siege
2. A2 Larping At The Blind Guardian Concert
3. A3 Orc Blade Plunged Deep Into Elvin Flesh
4. A4 Gollum Was A Crack Baby
5. A5 The Witch That Lives In The Trees
6. A6 The Water Temple Can Suck My Ass
7. A7 Crowdfunding To Buy Myself Chainmail
8. A8 Drawn And Quartered Varg Finally Dies
9. A9 Going For A Hike And Finding A Black Metal Promo Shoot
10. A10 Cursed Dagger Of Lee-Hon-Tuc
11. A11 My Blade, My Honor, My Suffrage
12. A12 Thine Torch Igniting The Ceremonial Fireworks
13. A13 M'Lord Is Medieval For Daddy
14. A14 I Got Roasted By A Guy Wearing A Fedora At A Ren Fair
15. A15 Masturbating To The Elves In Skyrim
16. A16 Smallsword // Smallerdick
17. A17 Lack Of Basic Hygiene Doesn't Make You A Viking
18. A18 Stabbing The Winner Of Varg's Tabletop R.P.G.
19. A19 Calling Your Mother's Basement Your Dungeon
20. A20 Sexual Fantasy Involving An Orc And A Dwarf
21. A21 Frolicking Naked In The Trees Because You're A Wizard
22. A22 Frolicking Naked In The Trees Because You're A Wizard
23. A23 Ishan Before He Thought He Was In Dream Theater
24. A24 Mayhem: A Career Made On Two Corpses
25. A25 Bigsword //Mircoscopicpenis
26. A26 That Feel When Good Siege
27. A27 I Liked Harry Potter Better When He Was In Troll
28. A28 Using Black Magic To Get Myself A Date
29. A29 Leading The Charge
30. A30 Into The Mines Of Moria
31. A31 I Live In A Hut In The Woods With Ildjarn
32. A32 I Can't Wait For The Lords Of Noisecore To Put A Hit Out On Me
33. A33 Using Flash During A Black Metal Show To Ruin The Ambiance
34. A34 Wolves In The Throne Room Are A Bunch Of Fucking Nerds
35. A35 I'm From Texas, I Don't Know What Winter Is
36. A36 You Smell Like An MMO Player
37. A37 It's Not Caps Lock, IT'S KVLT LOCK, DIPSHIT!!!
38. A38 I Was Born In The Wrong Time, I Want To Lead A Crusade
39. A39 Leading A Medieval Campain To 711 For Mountain Dew
40. A40 Beating Up Nerds Outside Of A Kamelot Concert
41. A41 Dungeon Synth, Trve Incel Music
42. A42 Graveland's Instagram Sharing Star Wars Memes
43. A43 Rob Darken Looks Like My Grandma
44. A44 Getting Lyrical Themes From Runescape
45. A45 Ildjarn Is A School Teacher
46. A46 Mortiis Looks Like A Digimon
47. A47 Cave Dwelling Dungeon Synth Fan
48. A48 The Trees Tell Me Many Things, Like Where To Score PCP
49. A49 This Rock In The Forest Looks Like A Member Of A Boston Punk Band
50. A50 Chainmail Protects Me From Blades, But Not Your Insults
51. A51 Bringing A Sword To A Punk Show To Scare Poseurs
52. A52 Dear Knight I Commend Thine Skullet
53. A53 Eating From Yee Olde Pizza Carte
54. A54 Forgotten Forest Path Leading To A Meth Lab
55. A55 Spell Book Containing A Couple Of Spells
56. A56 Satan Is M'Lord
57. A57 Hanging Out With My Fellow Incels At The Iced Earth Concert
58. A58 Christopher Lee's Power Metal Band
59. A59 Drunkenly Slogging Around Demanding People Drink Your Potion
60. A60 My Dear, Sweet, Combat Alchemist
61. 61 The Power Of The Full Moon Charging My Boner
62. A62 My Huge, Heathen, Maypole
63. A63 I Am A Wizard And My Magic Is Meth
64. A64 I Work At Medieval Times To Get Drunk On Mead
65. A65 Peasants Who Think Burzum Is Good
66. A66 Nobles That Know Ildjarn Is Truth
67. A67 Going From Punk To Pissing Cave Dweller
68. A68 True Crime Songs Are Fucking Stupid
69. A69 Faust From Emperor Is Free To Kill Again
70. A70 That Guy From Anal Cunt Neither Feared Or Respected That Escalator
71. A71 Intro (Into The Pantheon Of Friendship)
72. A72 My Friend Nick Is The Textbook Definition Gentile Giant And Is A Very Good Boy
73. A73 Joseph Is A Very Patient Person Who Writes Very Good Music
74. A74 My Friend Ryan, Beat Me For An Art Scholarship, Because He's A Better Artist Than Me
75. A75 My Friend Libby, The Motorcycle Mom To All The Young Punks
76. A76 Danny From Austin Who Told Me I'm His P. White To His Billy Quizboy
77. A77 Danni Who Does Really Good Tattoos, Like The Mace On My Arm
78. A78 My Friend Life, Who Likes War Metal And Is Going To Beauty School
79. A79 My Friend Blake Who Once Demanded I Stop In A Town Called Cumming
80. A80 My Friend Wad Who Once Helped Me Make Knifechucks
81. A81 Texas Mike, Who Doesn't Live In Texas, But Loudly Tells Me He Loves Me
82. A82 I Have A Friend Named Liam Who Makes Black Metal And People Call Him Piss
83. A83 My Friend Erica Who Makes Really Cool Art And Screams A Lot
84. A84 My Friend Alican Who Is The Smartest Idiot I Know
85. A85 My Friend Emma, Who Is Going To Make A Pornogrind Band About Killing Incels
86. A86 My Friend Lauren, A Smolbean Who Shreds The Bass
87. A87 My Friend Hodge, Who Plays Drums Very Good And Very Calmly
88. A88 Reese, Or Ross, Who Plays Scape And Fronts A Death Metal Band
89. A89 My Friend Donovan Is A Gear Encyclopedia And A Very Good Boy
90. A90 My Friend Kimberly, Noisecore Queen
91. A91 Dunny, The Cave Dwelling Dungeon Synth Man Who Is Very Handsome
92. A92 My Friend Joose Who Is Really Funny
93. A93 Slade, A Very, Very Nice Boy Who Plays Powerviolence
94. A94 Todd, Another, Very, Very Nice Boy Who Plays Powerviolence
95. A95 Allin Who Left America To Study Something They Really Enjoy Writes Really Cool Music
96. A96 My Friend Derik Is A Hobbit And A Good Boy
97. A97 My Friend Larry, A Part Time Weeb, Full Time Small Business Owner
98. A98 My Friend Gus Who Is Way Tougher Than I Will Ever Be
99. A99 My Friend Hannah Costillo Who Takes Pictures Really Good
100. A100 My Friends Ian, Olivia, Jordan And Gabe Are All Very Nice And Have A Great Band Named Warm Bodies
101. A101 My Friend Billy Who Is My Twin And Has A Really Good Band Named Bib
102. A102 Rocha, Who Makes Scary Music But Has A Heart Of Gold
103. A103 Uncle Rob, Who Is An Absolute Treasure
104. A104 I Have A Friend Named Taylor Vinson Who Is Really Funny, But Ate At A Texas In N Out
105. A105 My Friend Caroline Is The Reason I'm In This Stupid Shit And Alive
106. A106 Jake Garlick, He Plays Nasty Guitar Really Good And He Can Skate
107. A107 Simon Who Watches Very Well Made Movies And Plays Drums Very Well
108. A108 My Friend Erica Salazar Who I Miss But I'm Hoping Is Doing Well In Seattle
109. A109 My Friend Savannah Has A Cool Job Working For People Who Book Cool Shows
110. A110 My Friend Jackson "Burnout" Boyd And I Once Went On A Goregrind Date
111. A111 Andy, Sometimes Billy, Is A Hurricane And A Good Boy
112. A112 My Friend Parker Puts Themselves Down A Lot Despite How Talented They Are
113. A113 My Friend Carroll, The Lone Cowpunk And A Good Fishing Guide
114. A114 My Friend Sam Claims She's Very Jarring But Is A Very Nice Person
115. A115 Outro (The Gates Of Friendship)
116. A116 Thieves Of Sunshine (Lethal Enforcers Of The Night)
117. A117 Suicide Involving A Noose Made Of Piano Wire, Gorilla Gluing My Hands To Head And Yelling How FUCKING MAD I AM
118. A118 Fucking Weeb Scum Who Blast NSBM Nightcore Covers While Spanking It To Hentai
119. A119 How Do You Like My Carcass Rip-off Art For My Gorenoise Ep?
120. A120 Andre Chicatilo Was A Sick Fuck Who Ate His Victim's Genitals
121. A121 Alferd Packer Is Having A Schpadoinkle Day In Hell For Eating 5 Of His Companions In The Mountains
122. A122 I Sure Do Love Roadside Barbeque In Texas, Especially When Its Made Out Of People
123. A123 Trying To Make Zombie Sex Slaves By Drilling Into Their Brains
124. A124 Cannibal Corpse Subliminally Convinced Me To Eat My Friend's Brain, It Wasn't As Good As They Said It Would
125. A125 William, I Have But One Setting And It Is Go
126. A126 I'm Going To Dig Up John Lennon's Abuser Corpse And Show It The Abuse It Deserves
127. A127 Bring John Lennon Back To Life So I Can Kill Him Again
128. A128 What Rich People Google: How Many Pounds Of Truffle Can I Fit Into My Ass
129. A129 Yesterday When I Was In The Shower, I Cupped My Hands, And Peed Into Them. I Sat There Holding 8 Ounces Of My Own Pee
130. A130 I Looked At It, Felt Its Warmth, And Then Unclasped My Hands As I Watch The Golden Liquid Flow Down The Drain
131. A131 I Thought What If... What If I Would Have Drank That Pee?
132. A132 Gold Is The Colour Of Gold But Also "Pee Pee"
133. A133 Six Dudes Hanging Around A Car With The Hood Up... Ain't Nothin' Better
134. A134 Ah... A Nice Glass Of Piss
135. A135 Aw, Pikachu Shat On The Carpet Again!
136. A136 Can't Wait For The Future And Mail Order Lsd
137. A137 Need To Make Some Quick $$$... If You Are Interested In Purchasing An Old Wall In China Hmu
138. A138 Youtube Channel That Only Uploads Off-brand Battery Reviews
139. A139 Sorry Tim Heidecker But It's Time For The Real King Of Comedy To Take Back The Throne... Jeff Foxworthy!!!!
140. A140 Tim Heidecker Vs Me, Trapped In A Restaurants Kitchen While A Grease Fire Burns Out Of Control
141. A141 Tim Heidecker: Your Days Are Numbered, My Man!
142. A142 3 Hour Ted Talk Hosted By Yours Truly Where I Just Make Mouth Noises
143. A143 Drawing Dicks In The UPS Signature Field
144. A144 I Think Jethro Tull Would Be Interesting Opponents In A Fight
145. A145 Petition: Replace The Faces Of Those Guys On Mt Rushmore With The Freebird Lyrics
146. A146 I Smoked The Government Weed And I Can't Sleep, I Can't Stop Thinking About Mars!
147. A147 100 Likes And I Will Get A Crucified Skinhead Tattoo
148. A148 A Video Game Where You Play As Steve Buscemi
149. A149 Taco Bell Sponsorship
150. A150 Larry David Sex Tape
151. A151 Crucified Skinhead But It's Gumby
152. A152 Mark Zuckerberg Has A Controlling Share In Youth Attack Records
153. A153 Who Up I Got A Box Of Dr Pepper
154. A154 Had A Dream I Met An NFL Player And I Begged Him To Kill Me
155. A155 I Miss Texas And I Miss Sweet Tea
156. A156 Adam Sandler But With A British Accent
157. A157 Spiderman's Balls
158. A158 Cowboy God Has Made A Decision... Pineapple Must Remain On Pizza
159. A159 Take It Easy By The Eagles
160. A160 Repent You Sinners And Become COWBOY
161. A161 God Is Returning In Half Of An Hour... Cowboy God
162. A162 I'd Like To Have A Cage Match With Alton Brown
163. A163 Double Click Here To See Magic
164. A164 Just Walked Up To Cale Weir In Public, He Was High And Listening To Tiger Army
165. A165 Ask Me About Burst Pipes
166. A166 Mass Sterilization Caused By Poopoo And Peepee
167. A167 My Idea Of Heaven Would Be Listening To Country And Western Music With My Gpa Forevr
168. A168 Subway Sandwiches Buffet
169. A169 A Pizza Place Run By Skinheads
170. A170 I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass (I'm Lifting Weights As I Post This)
171. A171 Martial Artists Breaking Planks But The Planks Are Replaced With Casio Keyboards
172. A172 A Cap With A Hole For People To Show Off Their Bald Spots
173. A173 All Bald People Are Skinheads
174. A174 I Wonder What Pisspiggranddad Is Doing Right Now
175. A175 A Vegetable Called Jetpack
176. A176 Has Anyone Made Pillows That Look Like Butts Yet
177. A177 Two Nude Musclebound Men Chasing Each Other Around A Junkyard Shooting Each Other With Dollar Store Water Guns
178. A178 I Need To Clone Myself Five Times So I Can Fulfil My Dream Of Owning And Operating A Chain Of 6 24/7 Gas Stations
179. A179 Pumping Iron To The Sopranos Theme Song
180. A180 I Am Hungover And I Am Fucking Manic
181. A181 Last Night I Got Banned From Metro (The Supermarket) For Opening And Eating Three Cans Of Cold Staggs Chili In The Store
182. A182 If I Shit My Pants Would My Boss Let Me Go Home Early
183. A183 Last Night God Came To Me In The Form Of Liam And He Said "Wanan Maybe Hanmg Out"
184. A184 Tom Cruise Is The Shadow President And A Member Of The Deep State
185. A185 Welcome To My Shop Where I Sell Fresh Sweet Corn And New Video Game Releases
186. A186 "Cro Mags Full Album" Tatted Across My Stomach A La "Thug Life"
187. A187 Nike Sneakers In Camo Making Me Really Horny
188. A188 Woke Up With The Fresh Smell Of A Hoagie Near By And A Morning Has Never Been So Complete For Me
189. A189 I Just Wanna Noodle Catfish And Shit In An Outhouse
190. A190 Gonna Open Up An Eyebrow Place Called "The Big Lebrowski"
191. A191 Who Else Is Soaked And Sitting In A Leather Chair At Work
192. A192 9/11 Truther In The Streets, Infowarrior In The Sheets
193. A193 Bust Three Nuts Today: Two For The Towers, One For The Pentagon
194. A194 This Divine Blade Gifted To Me From The Goddess, Liliana, Will Protect My Virginity At All Costs
195. A195 That Guy From Anal Cunt Neither Feared Or Respected That Escalator
196. A196 The Harsh Stench Of Mountain Dew On The Incel's Breath
197. A197 I Can't Wait For Jerkbooth To Make Fun Of Me Again
198. A198 Billy From Omaha Is A Very Good Boy
199. A199 Waylen Jennings Is Better Than Any Of Your Dumb Ass N.Y.H.C. Clone Bands
200. A200 I Had To Find A Virgin To Sacrifice, So At The Stroke Of Midnight I Raided The Local Gamestop
201. A201 I Don't Know If This Morning's Taco Bell Diarrhea Sounded More Like Carcass Or Impetigo Vocals
202. A202 Spay Or Neuter Your Retro-thrasher Today
203. A203 Dream Theater Concert, Aka Incel Pride 2018
204. A204 Twister Is The Best Movie Ever Written, If You Disagree You're Fucking Stupid
205. A205 Brogaze Played By The Chillest Of Brogazers
206. A206 That Time I Convinced Some Bros That A.C.A.B. Means A Chill Ass Bro
207. A207 Claiming Your Identity Is Asexual When You're Just An Incel
208. A208 Remember When You Said Punk Would Be Great Again Under Trump? You Lied To Me.
209. A209 The Deep And Eldritch Sorcery That Will Befall You If You Dare Call Me Fag Again
210. A210 Only The Trvest Of Satanists Set Up Their Dungeons In Their Mom's Garage
211. A211 I'm Just An Ugly Homo (Who Plays In A Noisecore Band)
212. A212 Glen Benton Pussied Out Of Killing Himself
213. A213 I'd Rather Listen To Dream Theater Than Another Band That Sounds Like Fucking Gag
214. A214 Using Arcane Necromancy To Revive Cliff Burton To Finally Solve The Lars Problem
215. A215 The Hardest Part Of Being A Dungeon Synth Fan Was Telling My Parents That I'm A Gay Goblin
216. A216 Antichrist Kramer Is Going To Fight Neckbeard Deathcamp
217. A217 I Showed You My Youth Attack Collection, Please Respond
218. A218 My Friend Bald Larry Plays D&D, Listens To Power Metal And Still Goes On More Dates Than Me
219. A219 My First Band, FxCxPx, Was An Abomination Before God And A Failure
220. A220 The Beautiful, Cold Winter Night That Froze My Balls Off And Made Me A Eunuch
221. A221 Magic The Gathering Of The Juggalos
222. A222 Satan Is M’Lord II: Daddy Krampus
223. A223 I Liked Dave Mustaine Better When He Was On Heroin
224. A224 I Will Die Upon The True Altars Of Madness, Cici's Pizza, As My Body Dissolves From The Grease
225. A225 Chanting "Make Him Cum" During The Witching Hour Only Summoned A Cop To Issue Us A Noise Complaint
226. A226 Long Sleeved, Four Sided Dream Theater Awake Shirt To Attract All The Prog Babes
227. A227 Razorbumps Is Playing Cochella; Thats The Joke
228. A228 I'm Glad Denton Free Jazz Musicicans Fucking Hate Me Now
229. A229 If I Wanted To Watch Some Dude Jerk It For 20 Minutes I'd Use Chatroulette Instead Of Going To The Skronk Show
230. A230 I'm Glad Jesus Chris & The Beatles Broke Up
231. A231 Cleric Got Sponsored By Hair Care Products
232. A232 Oh God Fucking Dammit Not Another Band With Parker Lawson In It
233. A233 Flat Earth Guy Is The True Hero Of North Texas
234. A234 Creeping Death Will Never Be A Real Death Metal Band Until They Cover Good Sepultura
235. A235 Burning An Anal Cunt Tape Upon The Altar Of Homosexuality As An Offering To The Lords Of Noisecore
236. A236 Infernal Legions Of Mordor Is CANCELLED!!!
237. A237 Dead Hobbit 1
238. A238 Dead Hobbit 2
239. A239 Dead Hobbit 3
240. A240 Dead Hobbit 4
241. A241 Dead Hobbit 5
242. A242 Dead Hobbit 6
243. A243 Dead Hobbit 7
244. A244 Dead Hobbit 8
245. A245 Dead Hobbit 9
246. A246 Message From Mayor Joose Banks 1
247. A247 Dead Hobbit 10
248. A248 Dead Hobbit 11
249. A249 Dead Hobbit 12
250. A250 Dead Hobbit 13
251. A251 Dead Hobbit 14
252. A252 Dead Hobbit 15
253. A253 Dead Hobbit 16
254. A255 Message From Mayor Joose Banks 2
255. A256 Just Another Day Of My Meat Coffin Rotting On This Punishment Orb
256. A257 6669 Songs About How I Wanna Fight James Labrie
257. A258 Big Iron (Marty Robbins Cover)
258. A259 Lodged In The Throat, Disintegrated, Regurgitated
259. A260 The Daylight Really Makes You Notice The Blood & Feces
260. A261 Introduction: Will It Scrobble?
261. A262 Charles Fucking Knowles
262. A263 Skronk Sucks
263. A264 I'm Essential
264. A265 Playing A Wrathful God In Sims 4
265. A266 Essential Run To The Grocery Store For The New Flavor Of Mountain Dew
266. A267 We're All Shitposters Now
267. A268 Shooting Artsy Nudes On Cinestill 800 Because You're A Fucking Dumb Ass
268. A269 We Totally Won The Battle Set With Two Knights
269. A270 Too Punk For The Noise Crowd, Too Noise For The Punks
270. A271 From Top Fan To Band Member; The Rhys Johnson Story
271. A272 Simon
272. A273 Crankin' Hog
273. A274 Using Longmont Potion Castle Threats On Telemarketers
274. A275 April 2020, Far From The Vibe We Thought 4​/​20 Would Be
275. A276 You Do Not Need An AR​-​15 You Dumb Sack Of Fuck
276. A277 Beefy Five Layer Burrito, No Beans, Grilled, Add Nacho Fries
277. A278 Hey Fuck You, Fuck You Rei Clone
278. A279 Cici's Delivers Now
279. A280 Tom Nook Is The Only Good Capitalist
280. A281 Comin' On Down There With My Bull Whip And Goin' Wha​-​pah​!​!
281. A282 Morbid Angel And Bolt Thrower Are Fucking Boring
282. A283 I May Be Ugly, But I Own A Carved Cross Demo You Fucking Peasant
283. A284 Remember When We Were A Meme Page?
284. A285 Imran Being Late
285. A286 Busting A Depression Nut Just To Feel Something
286. A287 Why, Yes, I Do Have Plenty Of Shit​-​Tickets
287. A288 Being A Sword Guy Is A Personality Right?
288. A289 Where Is Texas Mike Now When We Need Him The Most​?​?​?
289. A290 Shaving Your Head Is A Side Effect Of COVID​-​19
290. A291 The Band Called Upsetting. That's The Joke.
291. A292 One Of The Owners Of Freaks & Geeks Made An Infernal Legions Of Mordor Shirt In Animal Crossing
292. A293 Yeah, I Watch Anime, But I'm Not A Fucking Weeb Like Rei Clone
293. A294 Simon II: Simon Liked Your Post
294. A295 Amos From Tenement Likes Raising Caine's & Aerosmith
295. A296 Give Me Back Recycled! You Can Have Lsa! Just Give Me Back Recycled​!​!​!
296. A297 We're A Hot, Discogs Flipping Commodity Now
297. A298 A Joke About The Dog Episode Of Fullmetal Alchemist
298. A299 A Rei Clone Sucks Joke
299. A300 A Song About How The Oil Spill EP Slaps And How Rei Clone Still Sucks
300. A301 I Survived The Days Of Egg Punk For This​?​?​?
301. A302 Unbelievably Unhorny
302. A303 Jazz Fusion Assbeaters By The Band Called King Crimson
303. A304 Broke Panic Buying; Toilet Paper. Woke Panic Buying; A Pound Of Carne Asada
304. A305 Finally Learning Magik To Curse Charles Fucking Knowles
305. A306 Idk What My Favorite Denton Cryptid Is; Miles From Two Knights Or Honorable Mayor, Joose Banks
306. A307 Name Your First Release Something Other Than Demo You Dumb Ass
307. A308 Gimme Yer Teeth
308. A309 Simon III: When Will He Post His July 4th Pics?
309. A310 Because, Life Without Class, Isn't Life Worth Living
310. A311 I Was A Teenage American Picker
311. A312 Heaven En Esparta
312. A313 Brainbombs Nightcore
313. A314 I'm Quarantined So I Don't Nuke Rei Clone's Ass
314. A315 Veteran Of The Shit-Ticket Wars
315. A316 One Million Dead Oogles (Snob Cover)
316. A317 Cowboy Night
317. A318 Lawful Cannibalism
318. A319 Eating The Rich Is Vegan
319. A320 1984 Jeep Honcho
320. A321 Revoking Top Fan Badges Of Fucking Losers On The Infernal Legions Facebook
321. A322 I Must Shit, But I Have No Ass
322. A323 Some Might Say I Have Too Much Ass
323. A324 April April Its Fucking April
324. A325 I Just Lost The Game
325. A326 Ihsahn Wearing A Turtleneck Sweater
326. A327 We Are The Premiere Gorenoise Band From Denton
327. A328 Why Should I Get Bummed That People Who Enjoy 100 Gecs Don't Like Me, They've Shown Their Lack Of Taste
328. A329 Hey, You Missed Our Set
329. A330 Introduction: A Warm And Erect Genitalia
330. A331 Aggressive Rock
331. A332 I'm Really Glad Seth Putnam Is Dead
332. A333 Cave Dwelling Dungeon Synth Fan
333. A334 Cranking Hog In Rhythm With Fragile By Yes
334. A335 Oh Good God He's In A Floyd Hole!!!!
335. A336 Out Of The Depths Of The Toilet
336. A337 Nice Gatecreeper Shirt You Stupid Fucking Poser
337. A338 Razorbumps Played Coachella, Thats The Joke / Outro
338. B1 Introduction; The Calm And Ethereal Morning. The Time Before The Carnage
339. B2 The First Arrow Flies At The Crack Of Dawn
340. B3 The Coppery Taste Of Blood After The First Kill
341. B4 Blade Plunged Deep Into Yielding Flesh
342. B5 666 Dead Cultists
343. B6 Pile Of Dead Bodies Arranged In A Blasphemous Manner
344. B7 Sacrifice Under The Perfectly Aligned Stars
345. B8 A Siege Lasting 6 Days And 9 Hours
346. B9 Standing Atop A Pile Of My Dead Enemies
347. B10 Blade Forged Specifically To Kill
348. B11 Gutting The Foul Orc Who Killed My Brother
349. B12 A Cave Full Of Kobolds
350. B13 Another Cave To Forge Potions Within
351. B14 Malevolent Floating Skeleton
352. B15 Ancient Evil Rising From Its Crypt
353. B16 A Coven Of Witches Harvesting Vampyric Fluids
354. B17 What Do You Have To Barter With?
355. B18 Little Gremlin That Is Hard To Keep Track Of
356. B19 Cursed By The Shining Wizard
357. B20 A Dark Night To Perform Arcane Sorcery Under
358. B21 Sounds Of Their Screams Mingled With The Burning Of The Land
359. B22 Kingdom Uprooted From Its Home
360. B23 Under A Malediction Of An Ancient Warlock
361. B24 Crazed, Bloodthirsty Troll Rises Above The Hill
362. B25 Death Will Come To All The False
363. B26 Effigy Made From Human Sacrifices
364. B27 A River Of Blood Runs Free
365. B28 Final Spell Cast As The Evil Wizard Is Slain
366. B29 Recharging My Crystals
367. B30 Under The Highest Arc Of The Eclipse The Sacrifice Begins
368. B31 Mating Call Of The Blood Orc
369. B32 Ode To The Fallen Warrior
370. B33 Rusty Blade Found In The Bottom Of A Lake
371. B34 Beheading The Tyrant King
372. B35 Intermission: Counting The Dead Before The Second Wave Surges
373. B36 A Cloak Made From The Scalps Of Those Whose Lives My Blade Extinguished
374. B37 Severed Head Babbling The Final Incantations
375. B38 The Hill I Will Die Upon
376. B39 As The Fog Lifts, I See The Unholy Hordes Advancing
377. B40 Teleported To The Land Of The Dead
378. B41 Hovering Lifeless, The Corpse Speaks In The Language Of The Old Ones
379. B42 Entering The Husk Of The Giant To Consume It's Heart
380. B43 Legions Of The Night
381. B44 Magik Cloak Concealing The Sacrificial Dagger
382. B45 13 Black Candles Arranged In An Array
383. B46 Blood Alchemy
384. B47 Ritual Committed At The Top Of A Mountain
385. B48 The Finest Steel Made By Blood Elves
386. B49 Following The Light Of The Stars
387. B50 Flail Crashing Through The Skull Of An Orc
388. B51 Fiery Pentagram Beckoning
389. B52 Solitude In My Fortress
390. B53 Human Flesh Sopping Beneath My Feet
391. B54 The Haunted Remains Of An Ancient Castle
392. B55 Deep Within The Catacombs Of Div-e Sepid
393. B56 Hunted By The Captives Of The Devilwitch
394. B57 Sword Encased In Stone Carrying An Ancient Curse
395. B58 That Which Lurks Within The Waters
396. B59 The Winds Softly Sings It's Carrion Tune
397. B60 Red Glow Of The Eldritch Sunrise, The Last Thing I Will See
398. B61 Her Shield, Forever Stained Crimson
399. B62 Malevolent Forces At Work
400. B63 Hooded Figures, Lying Dead Inside Of A Scorched Circle
401. B64 The Grave Comes For Us All
402. B65 Petrified By The Rising Sun
403. B66 Foul Potion Filled With The Morning Dew From The Northside Of A Mountain
404. B67 Teleporting To A New Location To Launch A Subsequent Spell
405. B68 Holy Shit I Can't Believe We Got CBN To Do A Split With Us
406. B69 Conclusion: Light Pollution From Funeral Pyres On Low Hanging Clouds As The Storm Gathers
407. B70 Introduction: The Disgusting Stench Of Burning Feces That Is Being Prepared To Be Catapulted Into The Castle As The Siege Commences
408. B71 I Own Guns To Protect Myself From Code Orange Fans
409. B72 Q Did 3/11
410. B73 I'm Gonna Fight Lars Ulrich
411. B74 Dfw Metal Mayhem Is Mad I Made Fun Of D&D, So I'm Gonna Do It Again (D&D Is Dumb)
412. B75 The Fountain Is A Really, Really, Really Bad Movie
413. B76 Straight Edge Hardcore Dudes Harm Women And Everyone Ignores It So They Can Keep Playing Mediocre Guitar Riffs
414. B77 My Favorite Part Of Punk Is The Only Time I Hear From My "Friends" Is When They Want Something From Me
415. B78 God Forbid, Hardcore Kids Do Anything Aside From Hardcore! What Posers!
416. B79 Colton From Reanimated Miscarriage Is Going To Come To Texas And Fight Me
417. B80 How Can I Be A Narcissist When I Look Like This
418. B81 I Asked If My T-bell Diarrhea Sounded Like Carcass Or Impetigo Vocals, When It Was Closer To Demilich Vocals
419. B82 Balding And Fucked
420. B83 My Life Hasn't Been The Same Since I Got A Gandalf Hat
421. B84 I'm Gonna Fight Gene Simmons
422. B85 This Years Tornado Season Will Be The Midwest's Punishment For Egg Punk
423. B85 Sacrifice Lumpy If You Want To Avert This
424. B86 Take The Time By Dream Theater
425. B87 My Dangly Earring Is A Personality Trait Right?
426. B88 What Is This Venue's Sword Policy?
427. B89 Dallas Metal Dudes And Their Collective Poop Fetish (The Ballad Of Eatin' Like A Big Fella)
428. B90 Face It, You're In An Egg Punk Band
429. B91 If I Wanted An Angry Italian Man To Yell At Me, I Would Go To A Sub Shop Instead Of The Hank Wood Show
430. B92 Where Does Target Keep Their Noise Tables?
431. B93 Punk Time Is Dead And It Is Buried In My Back Yard
432. B94 Being Gaslit For My Hatred Of Raising Caines
433. B95 Goatmoon Is Just Racist Wintersun
434. B96 Opeth Is What Would Happen If You Made A Heavy Metal Harry Potter And Also Bad
435. B97 Unprecedented Levels Of Dipshittery
436. B98 Infernal Legions Of Mordor, The Pawn Stars Of Noisecore
437. B99 I'm Gonna Fight Jimmy From Youtube
438. B100 Playing Hacked Up For Barbeque By Mortician Is Work Appropriate, Right?
439. B101 I Payed A Guy At A Ren Faire To Roast My Hobbit And Now My Hobbit Won't Go To The Ren Faire
440. B102 Support Local Business, Especially When They Allow Me To Bring My Sword In
441. B103 That Guy From Blood Incantation Looks Like A Scifi Writer Driven Insane By The World He's Created
442. B104 How Many Times Will Bone Sickness Follow And Unfollow Me On Instagram
443. B105 My Combat Alchemist In The Parking Lot Of An Egg Punk Fest Expelling A Bad Potion
444. B106 Dallas Grindcore People Telling Us We Need To Play A Longer Set
445. B107 That Feel When James LeBrie Say "Carpe Diem, Seize The Day"
446. B108 Razorbumps Is A Rockabilly Band, Prove Me Wrong
447. B109 Hey, The Firefly Jayne Replica Hat Stays On During Sex Okay???
448. B110 Ending Friendships Over Catan Trade Embargoes
449. B111 I'm Into Cynic And Atheist So You Could Say I'm A Bit Of A Jazz Fan
450. B112 Rick And Morty Shirts Are The New Fedora
451. B113 Hot Boxing Your Straightedge Friend With CBD
452. B114 Only Two Whole Years Until The Next Season Of Venture Bros (This Did Not Age Well)
453. B115 Writing Off A Six Month Sword-Making Apprenticeship As A "Business Expense" On My Taxes
454. B116 Listen, Not Every Dumb Ass Statement You Make Has To Be A Song Title, And That's The Song Title
455. B117 Straightedge Noisecore War Commando
456. B118 Kommand Was Better When They Were Called Hoax
457. B119 I Now Play This Card To Retain My Virginity
458. B120 Mountain Dew Where Is My Sponsorship
459. B121 Shitposting Songtitles From This Lp On Facebook When I'm On The Clock At Work
460. B122 Without Hesitation I Will Punish You About How And Why You Should Be Watching Venture Bros
461. B123 "Walk This Way" Is The Worst Fucking Song
462. B124 A.M.A.S. (All Men Are Simps)
463. B125 My Friend Ryan's Mullet
464. B126 Hell Yeah Bruther
465. B127 Who's The Bigger Nerds, Us Or Vault Dweller?
466. B128 Going To Ye Olde Pub Instead Of Watching The Bad Local Metalcore Band
467. B129 Bald Larry Got License Plates That Say "Senpai"
468. B130 Dystopia Is Skramz For Crusties
469. B131 I'm Gonna Whup Varg's Tabletop Rpg Playing Ass
470. B132 Sitting On The Porch Of House Of Tinnitus, Sippin' On Texas Cold Brew With Texas Mike
471. B133 8/19/19; The Day Texas Mike Came Home
472. B134 Cool Beans Let Me Play Cannibal Corpse Over Their P.A.
473. B135 You Play In A Psych Rock Band (No One Cares About The Stupid Visuals You Have To Accompany Your Boring Music)
474. B136 Dune Is Better Than Star Wars
475. B137 The Butt Rock Song
476. B138 A 12 Gauge Shotgun Full Of Our Lord's Forgiveness
477. B139 Derik Can Only Harm You If You Know Of Him
478. B140 Mountain Dew Doesn't Make Your Dick Shrink, I Was Born With A Micropenis
479. B141 Taking A Mighty Push
480. B142 Maggot Stomp Got That Pit Viper Sponsorship And That's Too Cool To Rip On
481. B143 Writing Song Titles At 4:20 Am On Your Day Off Because You're On Some King Shit
482. B144 Hey 1919 Can I Have My Money Back?
483. B145 Oh Yes, Piss Off The Warlock
484. B146 If I Crank The Sharpness And Contrast On My Mediocre Live Concert Photography Everyone Will Love It
485. B147 Paying Any Amount Of Money For One Of Those Straight Edge Watches Is Fucking Stupid
486. B148 Getting Asked To Play More "Customer Friendly Music", So I Put Mortiis On
487. B149 Yes I Am An Admin On Metal Archives, And Yes I Talk To Women
488. B150 We Shitpost Better Than Cruelster
489. B151 Someone Once Called Me You Lord Of The Rings Lookin' Ass
490. B152 Noisecore Is A Better Genre For Straightedge Liberation Than Youth Crew
491. B153 Who Is This Mans Selling Pornogrind And Polish Extreme Metal Bootleg Tapes To Recycled And Not Me?
492. B154 Pubic Floss Is My Favorite Ska Band
493. B155 No Wait, Natural Man Is
494. B156 I Went To A Noise Show On 9/11 And All I Got Was A Dollar
495. B157 No You Don't Need A Gun
496. B158 Tomb Mold Is My New Favorite Hypebeast Streetwear Brand
497. B159 I'm Really Happy Seth Putnam Is Dead
498. B160 Its Still Hilarious Josh From Anal Cunt Died Falling Off An Escalator
499. B161 Tim Morse Got The Shit Kicked Out Of Him
500. B162 Punks Who Cosplay As Darby Crash In 2020 Are Fucking Stupid
501. B163 If I Gather All Of Dragon Ball Z On Vhs, Shenron Will Appear To Call Me A Nerd
502. B164 Derailed Train Full Of Decapitated Oogles
503. B165 Dumpster Diving For Forbidden Knowledge
504. B166 I Miss Oil Spill
505. B167 The Mullet That's Supposed To Save The World
506. B168 Rest In The Arms Of A Dragon
507. B169 Death Metal Was A Scam To Sell Longsleeve Shirts
508. B170 Gun Dudes That Can't Cum Unless Their Wife Named Cindy Is Holding A Glock 7 Gen 3 To Their Bald Spot
509. B171 Imagine Risking Exposure To Covid-19 To See A Soundcloud Rap Show
510. B172 Tanking The Success Of My Noise Rock Band By Coming Out In Favor Of Driver's Licenses
511. B173 The Mans With The Mortician Tramp Stamp Tattoo
512. B174 Oh God No, Not Another Song Sampling Peter Jackson's Dead Alive
513. B175 Your Pop Punk Has Breakdowns And Your Browser Is On A Watchlist
514. B176 None Of Your Gorram Business That I'm Writing A Rutting Noisecore Song About Firefly
515. B177 Firefly Lasted Longer Than I Do In Bed
516. B178 Don't Open The Docking Port, You'll Let The Oboe In!!!!!
517. B179 River Tam Will Kill You With Her Mind
518. B180 Vhs Collectors Are Chill Ass Bros
519. B181 The World Would Be A Better Place If Cookout Was A National Chain
520. B182 You Smell Like You Play In A Grindcore Band
521. B183 The Ballad Of The Egg Punk Demo Cassette
522. B184 Simps Pretend To Like Death Metal To Lay Pipe
523. B185 Your Band Has No Riffs
524. B186 You Play In A D-Beat Band
525. B187 Bodybag Darryl
526. B188 I Was Paid To Take Photos Of An E-Girl, Take That 4chan
527. B189 Average Time It Takes For People To Stop Caring About An Osdm Worship Band That Came Out On 20 Buck Spin
528. B190 I, A 45 Year Old Man, Paid $100 To See David Yow Pull Out His Penis, Not To Talk Bad About My President
529. B191 Amazing How White Drugs Was The Only Good Amrep Band
530. B192 Remembering When The Drummer Of Skeleton Asked Me If He Should Listen To Obituary
531. B193 We Bullied Taco Bell Into Bringing Back Potatoes On 311
532. B194 Ah Yes, Jazz Fusion Covers Of Pokemon Route Themes
533. B195 Harsh Noise Wall Track Using My Scrapped Brake Shoes
534. B196 I Don't "Get" Noise Says The Person Who Likes 100 Gecs
535. B197 Playing Brainbombs At The Function To Weed Out The Weak Friends
536. B198 Everyone Is "We Love And Support You" Until You Threaten To Castrate Yourself With A Sword Your Friend Found In An Alleyway Next To A Car With A Broken In Windshield
537. B199 This Song Is Just An Excuse To Sample Firefly
538. B200 Nice Gatecreeper Shirt You Stupid Fucking Poser
539. B201 "I Miss Going To Shows" Says The Sad Nerd Who Sat Outside During Every Band Smoking American Spirits
540. B202 If Your Band Sounds Like American Football, I'm Kicking Your Fucking Ass
541. B203 I Want To Fight People That Wear Suits In Public
542. B204 Listening To Shadow Gallery To Experience What Dream Theater Would Be Like If They Had A Bass Player
543. B205 Slint Is Just Korn But For Nerds
544. B206 Okay, But What If I Said I've Never Actually Read Lord Of The Rings
545. B207 Effortless Urination Of Bright Yellow Pee-Pee
546. B208 We're Destroying The Baby Right?
547. B209 The Darkest Magik
548. B210 Yautja Is The Funniest Band In Metal, And The Most Handsome
549. B211 Paying A Sex Worker To Just Cuddle Me, I'm Lonely
550. B212 My Fetish Is Watching 30-40 Year Old Guys Imitate Steve Albini On Stage In At A Bar In Dallas, I Cum All The Time
551. B213 Assigned Cowboy At Birth
552. B214 All Hail Our Dork Lord And Master!
553. B215 Beware Of Geeks Bearing Gifts
554. B216 Ancient...Evil...And Hungry
555. B217 Wizard Metal By The Numbers
556. B218 A Harmless Giant From A Foreign Land
557. B219 Survival Of The Thiccest
558. B220 Sizzler Buffet For The Sexually Deranged
559. B221 Yer Gonna Feel My Boot
560. B222 Meat Mountain, Clogging Toilets And Arteries Everywhere
561. B223 The Eye Of The Shitstorm
562. B224 HOT GIRLS WITH SWORDS DOT COM
563. B225 Muffled Sounds Of Gorilla Violence
564. B226 Looking At Your Dungeon Tan I Can Tell That You're A Fan Of Mortiis
565. B227 Yeah, I'd Get The Elf Ear Surgery
566. B228 Keep The Adidas High Tops Free Of Blood Lest Ye Summon The Eldritch God Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
567. B229 When The Reply Guys Swarm In
568. B230 I Saw Rusty From Mental Abortion's Dick In Cabin Fever 2
569. B231 You Play In An HM2-Core Band
570. B232 Onlyfans But It's Just Chalrles Knowles Whuppin' My Ass
571. B233 Thundersnow
572. B234 Rise And False Grind
573. B235 A Great Wizard, Ripping A Fat Bowl To Steely Dan
574. B236 Skinhead But Not By Choice
575. B237 Hanging Out At The Ren Faire With My Fellow Ugly LARPers
576. B238 Noisecore For The Instagram Clout
577. B239 Dark Highwayman, Encountered At Dusk Upon His Steed Named Sempai
578. B240 Remembering When Sawblade Threatened To Strangle Me When I Was 19
579. B241 Getting Fired From My Job As A DJ At A Bar For Playing The Traci Lords Loves Noise Reissue On Breathing Problem
580. B242 I Got Cum All Over My Lone Wolf Audio Maggot Stomp Collab Distortion Pedal T-Shirt So I Ordered Another One
581. B243 Using The Blood On The Eerified Catacomb Cassette To Make A Clone Of U.E. And Have My Own Pet Hypebeast Nekro Black Metal Machine
582. B244 Making Fun Of Other Bands To Hide My Rage That No One Likes My Band
583. B245 Smashing Your Head Into A Master Sword Replica After Laughing At How Stupid A New Infernal Legions Of Mordor Song Is
584. B246 Having Gorenoise Tapes From Breathing Problem Productions Delivered To My Job
585. B247 Are You Really Vibing Or Are You Just Giving Off Deadly Levels Of Ionizing Radiation?
586. B248 We All Have Mustaches Now
587. B249 Mute The Sword
588. B250 We're Tall, You Aren't
589. B251 Oh, Great, Another Band With Parker Lawson Doing Vocals
590. B252 Temporary Secretary By Paul McCartney Started Egg Punk
591. B253 We Need More Death Metal Distortion Pedals
592. B254 Matt, "Peavey", Perrin Has A Gun
593. B255 I Have A VHS Collection Instead Of A Personality
594. B256 Kinkshaming Someone For Listening To Brainbombs
595. B257 A Horsedrawn Carriage Full Of Ass
596. B258 Buzzword Death Metal
597. B259 Who Do I Have To Make Fun Of At The Dallas Observer To Finally Get Them To Notice Us?
598. B260 What Isn't Beneath Tom G. Warrior's Beanie
599. B261 Going To Tennessee To Finally Beat The Shit Out Of Thrashhard08
600. B262 Infertile Hails
601. B263 Avantasia Wrote A Power Ballad About Incest
602. B264 Pickles Strutting His Noisecore Clout With A Trans Am
603. B265 How Quickly Will Any Of The Guest Performers On This Regret Being On This Tape?
604. B266 Giant Ass Sword
605. B267 The Only Way To Escape The Grip Of Longmont Potion Castle Is Death
606. B268 This Skullet Is A Poor Attempt To Cover This Red Neck
607. B269 Qui-Gon Epstein
608. B270 Deadbeat Disrocker Dad
609. B271 War Metal Gauntlet With A Rail Of Blow
610. B272 Who Is This Strange Man Who Entered My Keep With A Garment That Reads "RATLORD"
611. B273 Anal Cunt Song Titles That Unfortunately Live Rent Free In My Head
612. B274 Bald Larry Correcting Me About The Avantasia Incest Song
613. B275 Highest Regarded Opinions Of The Tech Death Guitar Player
614. B276 Black Metal Finsta
615. B277 Dr. Alican Koc
616. B278 Thank Fuck The Nerve In This Tooth Finally Died
617. B279 Consuming My Slain Enemy's Heart For His Courage, His Brain For His Intelligence, And Eating His Ass
618. B280 Getting Brain Juices All Over My Livestream Blood Incantation Shirt While Getting A COVID Test
619. B281 You Play In A Perverse Homage Raw Black Metal Band
620. B282 There Is A Box In The Back Of My Bedroom Closet With Dollar Signs Drawn All Over It With Nothing But Mark Winter Demos In It
621. B283 A Trashbag Full Of Blow To Be Delivered To The War Metal Band
622. B284 We're All Poseurs (Especially You)
623. B285 Allegiance Formed With Mountain Of Smoke In The Realms Of Meatcraft
624. B286 Dick Armor
625. B287 Fully Erect Alchemist
626. B288 Your Aluminum Guitar Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore
627. B289 My Ass Is A Furnace
628. B290 O Thank Thee, Guardian Of Metal
629. B291 You Listen To Discharge
630. B292 A Goblin Swinging A Sack Full Of Quarters
631. B293 Great Another Smelly Asshole Who Thinks Video Violence Is A Good Movie Telling Me That Hereditary Sucks
632. B294 Charles Entertainment Knowles, Top Fan
633. B295 You Play Math Rock (And You Suck At It Too)
634. B296 You Told Me 'Look Man, I Put Out Records And Tour' But You Still Can't Write A Riff
635. B297 Getting Targeted Ads For The Thicc AT&T Girl
636. B298 Razor Girl From Brutal Legend Based Sexual Fantasy
637. B299 If You’re Looking For Riffs In Contemporary Music And You Listen To Punk, I Have Bad News For You
638. B300 You Listen To Death Metal (And You Smell Like It Too)
639. B301 I Got A Friend Request From The Guitarist Of Devourment
640. B302 You Listen To Opeth
641. B303 Hanging Out In The Alley Behind J&J's With A Bunch Of Stupid Fucking Metalheads Listening To Celtic Frost
642. B304 Crust Fund Kids Saying They "Don't Even Like Money!" All The Way To Their Parent's Bank
643. B305 Having To Wear A Diaper When You Listen To Disembowelment Because You Keep Shitting Yourself
644. B306 Telling Pantera Fans The South Won't Rise Again
645. B307 My Wizard Hat, Taking To The Wind, Revealing My Bald Spot To The World
646. B308 I Have My Very Own Lime Scooter And A Sword, Fear My Whimsy
647. B309 Hitting The Character Limit On Bandcamp Song Titles
648. B310 Derik The Hobbit
649. B311 Imagine, If You Will, Rick Wakeman Wearing A Cape
650. B312 It Smells Like Loneliness In Here
651. B313 Explaining Anal Cunt To My Boss
652. B314 If You Enjoyed Watching The Movie Martyrs, You Are A Bad Person
653. B315 In Other News I Made A Noise Musician Mad On Twitter
654. B316 This Isn't An Elf Cosplay, I Just Look Like This
655. B317 The Only Time Anyone Cares About When You Pick Up An Instrument Is When You're Playing Cover Songs
656. B318 The Reviews Are In
657. B319 I Am A Late Game Boss That Is Hinted At For Two Thirds Of The Game That Has A Rare One Of One Loot Drop
658. B320 Matt "Peavey" Perrin Demands To Be Sponsored
659. B321 I Can't Believe Sleep Made A Career Off Of Ripping Off Sweet Leaf
660. B322 Fremen For Vengeance
661. B323 How Many Of Those Facebook Likes Did Your Band Have To Buy?
662. B324 Being A Gatekeeper Fucking Rules
663. B325 Starving For A Thirst Trap
664. B326 Oh Good, The Blood Funnel
665. B327 At Night, My Eldritch Supercomputer Crawls Under The Covers For Warmth
666. B328 Selling My Punk Demos Before The Hype Dies Down And Getting Premium Prices On Discogs
667. B329 You Listen To Iced Earth
668. B330 Sometimes I Just Re-Read This List Of Song Titles, Not For Fun, But Because I Have Very Little Going On In My Life
669. B331 Fancy Delights Ov The Void
670. B332 Someone Stop Oyabun666 From Listing Every Punk Bandcamp Release on Discogs, No One Cares
671. B333 Frozen Soul Weightlifting In Eternal Champion Merch
672. B334 The Eldritch And Horrifying Mating Calls Of The Denizens Of 'Dega
673. B335 The Lasting Legacy Of The Aughts Punk Band That Put Out a Demo, An EP And Only Played Fests
674. B336 For Some Fucking Reason, I HAVE To Be THE Most Metal Person At this Estate Sale
675. B337 Watching The Incel Uprising Tank The Stock Market
676. B338 Another Song Where We Use Our Favorite Word, Eldritch, In The Title
677. B339 You Play A PRS
678. B340 Pounding Beers With The Goblin
679. B341 Christopher Lee If You Are Out There And Can Hear Me: Please Haunt Me
680. B342 Keep Your Mage Hand Strong
681. B343 No One Asked Steven Wilson For Those Remixes
682. B344 Hypnotized By ANTIFA Temptresses
683. B345 Deep Within The Eternal Chambers Of The Pizza Dungeon
684. B346 Unfriending Me On Facebook Won't Make Folk Punk Good
685. B347 I'm Gonna Fight Froggy Fresh
686. B348 Another Song To Flex Our Obscure Horror Knowledge By Sampling Bloodsuckers From Outer Space
687. B349 Punk Goes...Country
688. B350 It's Always Sunn O))) In Philadelphia
689. B351 Fear Is The Painkiller
690. B352 We're Available On I Heart Radio
691. B353 You Listen To Comfy Synth
692. B354 Asking The Owner Of Recycled Permission To (Continue To) Haunt Recycled When I Die
693. B355 Sick Caveman Riffs
694. B356 I Would Die 1000 Deaths For Texas Michael, Esq
695. B357 Don't You Hate It When Assholes Break The Magickal Blood Seal
696. B358 I Spit On Your Graveland
697. B359 I Am Not Pausing Neil Young To Listen To This
698. B360 Givin' Them Ghosts A Show
699. B361 You Play In A Youth Crew Band
700. B362 True Black Metal
701. B363 Your Grandma Doesn't Need To Die Because You Couldn't Wait To See Ruptured Goat Anus Gurgle About Sexual Assault
702. B364 Are You Aware Of The Power Of Shadows?
703. B365 Keep Your Blade Held Aloft
704. B366 I Screamed These Vocals Into A Sword
705. B367 Livin' La Vida Don Vito
706. B368 Cockblocked By A Self Proclaimed Shaman
707. B369 You're Bleeding And I'm Tired
708. B370 You Listen To 80's Yes
709. B371 We Are Three Hundred And Three Songs In, Take A Break, You've Earned It Weary Traveler, You Are Almost There.
710. B372 (Where Did) N.T.S.B. Fuckin' Go
711. B373 Automatically Spawned With Blade In Hand
712. B374 Townie Punks Fuck Off
713. B375 Oh Man, Your True Crime And Bondage Themed Power Electronics Bands Must Get You All The Girls Huh Champ?
714. B376 Anything Is A Musical Instrument If You Tape A Contact Mic To It, Duh
715. B377 Not To Get Political Or Anything But Absurd Fucking Sucks
716. B378 Wow, I Really Can't Believe You Have Listened To This Whole Fucking Thing. Whatever Sinks Your Ship
717. B379 Amber Is The Colour Of My Anime / The Closing Ceremonies
718. C1 You Will Never Be Top Fan
719. C2 69 Songs
720. C3 Crimson Flood Spewing From The Ruptured Acne Vagarous
721. C4 Ascertain Thineself A Berth With A Duvet Cover, Cease The Playing Of The Emo Phonographs, Then, Perhaps A Female Will Give You Audience, You Fetid Weakling
722. C5 Foul Enchantress Extracting Seminal Fluids From My Gargantuan Rod For Diabolical Sorcery Conducted In The Abhorrent Crepuscule
723. C6 False Individuals Claiming To Be Eldritch And Outlandish, Despite Their Output Being Middling At Best
724. C7 As An Administrator On Encyclopedia Metallum; The Metal Archives, My Very Own Conjecture On The Stylings Of Alternative Music Are Unerring
725. C8 The Trepidation Concerning My Own Demise At The Metacarpals Of A Fluid Soaked Punchinello
726. C9 Fred Durst Is An Improved Rebellious Songwriter Than Any Of You Leather Clad Punks
727. C10 Gamers Sit Down
728. C11 Nocturnal Emissions Originating In A Carnal Hallucination Enmeshed With Visions Of Matt Berry As The Personification Of Jackie Daytona Slapping My Hams
729. C12 Blissful Passage From This Macabre Simulation Into The Realm Beyond, Which Is Entirely Populated With Buxom Mistresses Armed With The Most Exceptional Swords
730. C13 The Fragrance Of The Most Splendid Spaghetti Emanating From The Wretched Taco Bell Excrement Issued From My Bulbous Anus
731. C14 Bat With A Nail In It
732. C15 You Can Drive My Truck, Just Don't Touch My Stereo
733. C16 Revisiting An Old Idea: George W Bush Garfield Drawing
734. C17 Marco Polo But Instead Of Saying Marco / Polo You Say Scully / Mulder And You Both Close Your Eyes And Run Around In Circles In A Cornfield.
735. C18 Buy A Motorcycle On Credit
736. C19 What’s The Deal With Wine??? What’s Wrong With A Nice Can Of Piss??
737. C20 Brainbombs But Kermit Voice
738. C21 Seeking Elopement Dot Com
739. C22 Golden Hour Is The Best Hour To Get Drunk While Pretending To Read A Book By The Window
740. C23 Life Is A Three Way Switch For Me.
741. C24 The Settings Are "I Want To Die", "I Want To Do Something Stupid", And "I Feel Like God".
742. C25 Next To The Switch Is A Gas Pedal And It's Just Duct Taped Down
743. C26 A Picture Is Worth One Thousand Words But Getty Images Will Only Accept $USD
744. C27 Sitting Outside The Walmart That Banned Me In My Car, Exile On Main St Blasting, Crying... All These Deals Passing Me
745. C28 What If I Hit A Couple Dingers
746. C29 Never Trust A Smiling Cat
747. C30 Big Fan Of The Irish Goodbye, Sometimes You've Just Gotta Wander Off
748. C31 Face / Off Porn Parody Called Jerk / Off
749. C32 Had A Dream I Went To The Jungle To Die
750. C33 My Job At The Chocolate Factory Is To Contaminate Everything With Nuts
751. C34 No Matter How Far An Ass May Travel, He Will Not Return Home A Horse! Amen
752. C35 Mads Mikkelsen Teaches You How To Tie Your Shoes Asmr
753. C36 New Meme Style: You Print It Out And Take A Photo Of Yourself Holding It. You Become The Meme.
754. C37 New Yolk
755. C38 So A Cop's Horse Can Shit In The Street But When I Try To It's All Like "You're Under Arrest And I'm Disgusted With You"??
756. C39 Wilem Dafoe Mode
757. C40 Can You Make Me Look Like David Koresh?
758. C41 My Hair Is So Fucked And Curly Rn I Look Like David Koresh
759. C42 I Need A Robot To Give Me A Haircut
760. C43 What If You Also Went To A Barber To Trim Your Pubic Hair
761. C44 On My Hands And Knees Behind A Running Car Rabidly Huffing The Fumes
762. C45 Busting In My Camo Pants.
763. C46 His App Has Got Me In A Trance.
764. C47 Makes Me Do A Dance.
765. C48 Look At Me Prance.
766. C49 I Love Romance.
767. C50 Take My Payment In Advance.
768. C51 God I Love The Internet
769. C52 I Actually Wrote True Detective Season 1, That Other Guy Took It From Me
770. C53 Life's Hard But I'm Not (I'm Flaccid Rn)
771. C54 Hell Yeah I'm A Member Of The Iron Workers Union, I Lay Pipe!!
772. C55 If I Die In A Freak Accident Delete My Drafts
773. C56 Lifting Dumbbells In Front Of A Banks Front Doors - No One Is Going To Fucking Bank Today
774. C57 What Do You Mean I'm Under Arrest?? This Is A Heat (1995) Cosplay Outfit!
775. C58 British Yoda
776. C59 Waging A War Against My Central Nervous System Today By Lifting Heavy Weights
777. C60 If You Try To Surprise Me After 8pm I Hope You Like Being Struck With Force
778. C61 Sun's Going Down So Put On Neil And Put That Fly Fishing Rod Away
779. C62 Socially Distanced Blowjob
780. C63 The First Title Is About The Sexuality Of The Free Market.
781. C64 Wish I Could Just Wear Coveralls All Day And Hangout In A Studio Fucking Around
782. C65 Leave The Gun, Take The Ravioli
783. C66 Hot Dog Stand But They Sell Expensive Stationary (No Hot Dogs)
784. C67 The Doors But They're Polish
785. C68 Keanu Sex Scene In Cyberpunk Was A Letdown - No Hog Visible.
786. C69 I'm Sick And I Have A Bad Case Of The Farts
787. C70 A Penis Is Like A Small T-shirt Cannon
788. C71 Hey Yeah Can I Get An Xfile?
789. C72 Jeff Dunham And Ray Romano Hold Guns To Each Others Heads
790. C73 Official Brainbombs Etsy
791. C74 Us Soldier Captured By Enemy And Forced To Eat Papa John's Pizza
792. C75 Proof About The Pyramids If Anyone's Interested In How They Were Built
793. C76 This Is A Posting Spree And I Will Not Be Stopped
794. C77 Catholic School Teacher Wearing A Burzum Shirt
795. C78 I'm In The Yard Listening To Undergang, Smashing Rocks With A Hammer.
796. C79 I Need Someone To Take Me To The Hospital Asap
797. C80 I'm Shadowbanned From Krate For Rating An Oasis Album 1 Star
798. C81 Please Send Gold
799. C82 This One's For You (Whoever's Reading This): Keep It Up, I Believe In You!
800. C83 8000 Songs
801. C84 Introduction: Gathering Around The Light Of The Fire As The Unearthly And Benevolent Spirits Of The Forest Join Us In This Magik Night
802. C85 My Elf Ears Melted In My Car
803. C86 Ranking Morbid Angel Albums Solely Based Upon Their Cover Art
804. C87 At The Risk Of Taking A Feminist Stance, I Gotta Say Cemetery Rapist Is A Very Bad Band
805. C88 Getting Frostbite During The Texas Blizzard Taking Corpsepaint Photos
806. C89 Don't Tempt Me Frodo!
807. C90 Awaken Me When The Time Is Appropriate To Listen To Type O Negative
808. C91 Venom Enema
809. C92 The Frozen One Awaits
810. C93 Beefcakes Without Borders
811. C94 Nothing More Punk Than A Fast, Casual Italian Eatery
812. C95 The Ancient Spell, Grimly Uttered In The Tongues Of The Old Ones By My Unfortunate Rectum Hours After Eating Spicy Curry
813. C96 Mamma's Selling A Line 6
814. C97 Professor Snape, The World's Favorite Incel
815. C98 The Gate Of No Return
816. C99 The Noise Gate Of No Return
817. C100 My Former Life As A Poser
818. C101 Cognitive Behavioral Therapy
819. C102 Diesel Boner
820. C103 Really, How Long Does It Take To Test A Fucking Compression Pedal??
821. C104 Tormented And Coerced Into Performing A Live Ritual By An Eldritch Forest Spirit, A Pair Of Ghouls And A Weeb
822. C105 How Can I Be Punk When I Have A Severe Skin Allergy To Nickel
823. C106 Freebasing Cringe
824. C107 I Wish My Life Had More Of A Thulean Perspective
825. C108 Daydreaming Giddily About John Lennon Burning In Hell
826. C109 Catfishing Viper
827. C110 Cognitive Ball Therapy
828. C111 Researching The Legality Of Cannibalism
829. C112 Entering And Leaving The Garage Waiting For The Random Encounter Peavey To Spawn
830. C113 Unapproachable Raw Black Metal Legend Purchasing Me Indie Rock Record From My Own City
831. C114 Cursed To Listen To Untold Hours Of King Crimson In The Lair Of Count Progula
832. C115 Asking Raw Black Metal Elite, "You Ever Heard Behemoth?"
833. C116 Buying A Gun From The Drummer Of Savatage
834. C117 Having A Random Encounter With Lord Wurm In Recycled, To Have Him Babble Something Insane And Give You An S Rank Quest
835. C118 Nice 12 String Ric You Psych Rock Playing Poser (I Mean This Unironically)
836. C119 Okay Give Me That Guitar It's Too Cool for You, You Play Psych Rock in 2021
837. C120 Wolves In The Throne Room Posting Emojis (Wolves In The Throne Room Are A Bunch Of Fucking Nerds, Pt. 2)
838. C121 Being A Pornogrind Fan Is Cleaning The Cum Out Of The Grooves On Your Meat Shits Records
839. C122 The Worst Part Of Being An Nsbm Fan (Other Than, Y'Know Being Racist) Is Having To Pretend That Absurd Is A Good Band
840. C123 Like A Macabre Rail Of Silly String A Footlong Cord Of Turds Rope Descends From My Anus
841. C124 And On That Day His Forehead Grew Three Times Its Normal Size
842. C125 Punishing Edm Kids With Neil Young
843. C126 Becoming A Cocaine Cowboy Because You Don't Know What Else To Do With Yourself Now That Burger Records Is Cancelled
844. C127 You'll Cowards Won't Even Play In Standard Tuning
845. C128 Todopoderoso Steals Riffs From Kombat (How DARE They Play An Open E)
846. C129 Ancient Sword Of The Meth King
847. C130 I'm Going To Fucking Fight Vincent Gallo, And I Will Win
848. C131 Successfully Cyberbullied A Child
849. C132 Save A Tele, Kill Your Local Indie Rocker
850. C133 Do You Believe In Magick (Spelled With A "K")?
851. C134 Aerosmith By Choice
852. C135 Another Wampyric And Elusive Black Metal Project With Dungeon Synth Interludes Just Like The Last Five That I Unloaded My Paycheck On
853. C136 That Mountain Goats Song About A Death Metal Band Wasn't About Kombat
854. C137 Jackhammer Dildo
855. C138 Knowing Very Obscure Metal Bands Makes Me A Desirable Person And Fun To Talk To At Parties
856. C139 An Onslaught Of Rotting Monkeys
857. C140 Giving My Album Art The Color Palette Of Black, White And Red So We All Know Its Blasphemy Worship (What The Goat Wasn't Enough Of A Giveaway?)
858. C141 Wretched Crotchspawn Of A Belligerent Oogle
859. C142 Larry Is Bald
860. C143 Cum Ghost
861. C144 The House That Beef Built
862. C145 Time To Start Bullying NFT Artists
863. C146 Critical Race Theory in Power Electronics
864. C147 A Snake With A Mohawk Eating Its Own Asshole
865. C148 I Fear My Earthling Neighbors Have Seen Me Feasting Upon Car Batteries
866. C149 A Group Of Three (3) Or More Peavey Combo Amps Is Commonly Referred To As A "Pawn Shop"
867. C150 Honor Guard Of Black Kittens Guide Me As I Carry This Pile Of Bones Home
868. C151 If You Feel Your Rectum Begin To Leak Feel Free To Challenge Me To A Battle Of Intellects On Facebook
869. C152 Eno-Pilled
870. C153 Morgan's Song
871. C154 An Ode To All The Small Creatures Of The Night (And Their Mystic Weapons)
872. C155 2nd Split In A Year With A Garry Brents Band, Epic
873. C156 Frozen Soul Left The Damn Air Conditioner On Again
874. C157 Gary's March / I Hench For No Man
875. C158 Sudden And Total Loss Of Shpadoinkle
876. C159 The Wild And Severe Psychosis Of The Blonde Brother
877. C160 Sip-Sip-Sipiin' On That Sweet Wine In Charles Brown's Pocket
878. C161 The Reviews Are In
879. C162 Listen To Your Albino Sidekick
880. C163 Murdering Glam Rock Legends
881. C164 Once In High School I Got Dosed With Psychedelics And I Loved Pizza
882. C165 Fred Durst Is An Improved Rebellious Songwriter Than Any Of You Leather Clad Punks
883. C166 148 Songs About Getting Lost In The Misty Woods
884. C167 Cheese Crimes
885. C168 Why Yes, My Dick Is Fucking Small
886. C169 The Night We Whupped Two Knight's Ass
887. C179 Rushing To The Defense Of Hypebeast Death Metal Bands
888. D1 Introduction; The Season Of The Witch
889. D2 Bitten By The Sumatran Rat Monkey
890. D3 Chainsawed Through Your Rotten Jaw
891. D4 Torn Apart For The Reason Of Reanimation
892. D5 It's Not Over Until The Bloodsoaked Teenager Says It Is
893. D6 Alien Force Possessing Farmers To Insatiable Bloodlust
894. D7 Cooler Full Of Unearthly Abominations Hungry For Flesh
895. D8 The Eye Is The Window To The Gory Pits Of Hell
896. D9 Haunted House Strewn With Frat Boy Guts
897. D10 Resurrection Of The Muldoon Man
898. D11 Midas Touch Of Rapid Decomposition
899. D12 Wendigo's Chilli Con Carnival
900. D13 Shengar's Legion Of The Living Dead
901. D14 Stop Killing The Dead, The Living Deserve It
902. D15 Gutted By A T-Rex
903. D16 Too Healthy To Live
904. D17 Ripped From The Womb
905. D18 Great Value Midwestern Zombies
906. D19 Shetaar Goddess Of Gore And The Night
907. D20 The Worst Person On Earth
908. D21 Chained To A Tree And Snot Running Free
909. D22 Cult Of Gay Cannibals
910. D23 Psychedelic Brain Slug
911. D24 Following The Chunks Of A Dying Frat Boy To A Fistfull Of Buckshot
912. D25 The Horror Nerd Saves The Day
913. D26 Through The Silver Screen, Mutating Right In Front Of You
914. D27 Beware Of Posh British Werewolves
915. D28 Spirits Of The Sand
916. D29 Cursed Valley Of The Devilwitch
917. D30 Aligned Deaths, Vengeance From Beyond
918. D31 Great Value George Romero
919. D32 Western Showdown, With Vampires And A Truck
920. D33 Valley Girls At The End Of The World
921. D34 Crazy German Goresoaked Teenager Pt 1
922. D35 Crazy German Goresoaked Teenager Pt 2
923. D36 Ringworm Infested Hillfolk Consumed By A Boar
924. D37 Surprisingly Tasteful Movie Being Sampled On This EP
925. D38 Split Up The Middle By Slugman
926. D39 Condemnation Of The Righteous And Sinners Alike
927. D40 The Slippery Rich Eat The Poor
928. D41 From The Future To Murder The Past (Not About The Terminator)
929. D42 The Wise Words Of The Tobacco Man
930. D43 Two Ways To Half A Boomer
931. D44 Nicholas Cage Drug Fueled Fury
932. D45 Necrophiliac At The Micmac Burial Ground
933. D46 Where's My Hug At?
934. D47 The Sample Is The Only Good Part Of This Dogshit Slasher
935. D48 The Bloodsoaked Girl That Escaped From Patrick Stewart's Brain
936. D49 The Sign Is Warning You
937. D50 The Line That Defined Tom Atkins' Career
938. D51 Snakehand And Its Penchant For The Human Jaw
939. D52 Mom Can We Stop And Get Evil Dead? No We Have Evil Dead At Home. Evil Dead At Home.
940. D53 The Ravings Of The Gemini Killer
941. D54 Reasons To Be Wary Of Goths
942. D55 Satanic Grandmothers Disembowel Their Worthless Family
943. D56 There Were Slugs In This Shot Of Malort
944. D57 Not In Front Of The Mutants!
945. D58 Shimmering Goo That Eats You!
946. D59 They Brought Back The Star To Explode
947. D60 Little Shit Becomes An Assistant Serial Killer
948. D61 Fleshprison Of Inter Galactic Serial Killer
949. D62 Aging Beauty Pays The Price Of Pride And Vanity
950. D63 Melting Chunks Of Hobo
951. D64 Degenerate Yelling Teenagers
952. D65 Invasion Of The Body Snatchers Meets The Terminator
953. D66 Texan, Southern Fried Henry
954. D67 The Most Obvious Sample From This Alarmingly Horny Movie
955. D68 Alien Hacked To Pieces By Oscar Award Winning Director
956. D69 Outro; Return Of The Witch
957. D70 The Ritual Is Underway
958. D71 Good Boy Versus The Ace Hardware
959. D72 I REDACTED Robert Dethrage With My Rainbow Painted AR-15
960. D73 Bald Larry Suggesting We Make A NFT, Fuck Him
961. D74 John Petrucci Is Confused About The Distinct Lack Of Female Dream Theater Fans
962. D75 Liking Bolt Thrower Doesn't Automatically Mean I'm A Nerd And Like Warhammer Does It?
963. D76 You Smell Like Salami
964. D77 Making An Sov Movie To Finally Be Made Fun Of By Colton From Rm
965. D78 Slicing A Bigger Asshole With A Scythe
966. D79 Truck Full Of Bubbas
967. D80 The Wound Planet Has An Asteroid Belt
968. D81 If You Meet Danny Conrad, At Tom's Daqueri, He Will Show You Where The Treasure Is
969. D82 You Have Sideburns
970. D83 Can I Buy Coffee In Denton, Texas (Ethically)
971. D84 God I Can't Believe People Are Still Doing The Thing I Don't Like
972. D85 Aggressive Stargazing
973. D86 Those Crystals Won't Remove Your Curse, They're Time Travel Crystals
974. D87 Poisoning A Psychic Vampire
975. D88 Hank Hill Stole My Sword
976. D89 You Are A DJ
977. D90 Goblin Taxidermy
978. D91 Forbidden Elf Glizzy
979. D92 So Where Are The Penis Enlargement Crystals?
980. D93 I Can See That Hot Sauce Senior Didn't Teach You Any Manors
981. D94 Please Take The Hook Off Before Sex
982. D95 Seance With An A.I.
983. D96 Extinction Level Event At Anime Expo
984. D97 I Threw The Dead Rat At Full Of Hell
985. D98 Setting The Vibe By Playing Needle Exchange's 2018 Classic, "Kill Them All With Fentanyl"
986. D99 I Don't Care For The Government But I Do Believe In Mandatory Background Checks For Selling Punks Chorus Pedals
987. D100 I'm Not A Necrophile, I'm A Necromancer
988. D101 Matt "Peavey" Perrin Luring You Into His Lair To Feed You Braums And Force You To Watch Shit That Fucks
989. D102 Ruptured Goat Anus Wants To Do A Split With Us (We're Good)
990. D103 Please Stop Asking Us To Play Shows
991. D104 You Play In Deep Ellum
992. D105 Black Magick: The NSBM Of Wizardry
993. D106 Encountering A Witch In Winco, Accepting The Crystal Gift And Immediately Shitting Myself
994. D107 Mountain Dew Caudron
995. D108 Charles Fucking Knowles II: Shred Season
996. D109 You Eat At Whataburger
997. D110 They Say There's Magick In The Air
998. D111 Asking A Telemarketer If They “Fear Death Yet Also Long For It?”
999. D112 Hardcore Kids Playing Death Metal
1000. D113 Orb To Ponder In One Hand, Shotgun In The Other
1001. D114 Chekhov's Battle Axe
1002. D115 State Sanctioned Furries
1003. D116 Department Of Defense Spiritual Warrior Contractor
1004. D117 Hey, I Know That We Stole A Disfigured Corpse From The Morgue
1005. D118 Then We Brought It To A Cemetery To Perform A Satanic Ritual On It Beneath The Full Moon
1006. D119 But We're Now In This Abandoned Mansion Where We Found A Satanic Spell Book
1007. D120 So Don't Tell Me You're "Too Creeped Out" To Have Sex Here?
1008. D121 Psychic War Draft Dodger
1009. D122 Ruining Dylan From Full Of Hell's Career By Making Him Guest On Our Tapes
1010. D123 Reanimated Miscarriage The Youth Attack Of Noisecore
1011. D124 Elevator Music For Evil Gnomes
1012. D125 Dad Wanted A Football Stud, He Got A Sorcerer
1013. D126 Bringing My Eight String Guitar On My Date And Playing Meshuggah Riffs Is A Real Panty Dropper
1014. D127 Mom Took My Sword Away
1015. D128 Noisecore Money
1016. D129 You Watch Obscure Horror Movies
1017. D130 Kill A Cop, Better Crops
1018. D131 You've Got No Friends So You Might As Well Start A Dungeon Synth Project
1019. D132 You Keep Asking Trans Siberian Orchestra To Play Savatage Songs
1020. D133 Lloyd Kaufman Made Fun Of Me For Collecting VHS
1021. D134 She Totally Crawled Out Of That New Hole
1022. D135 I Bled On A Keyboard And Fried It
1023. D136 Vampyryc Scyences
1024. D137 You Modify Your Orders At Taco Bell
1025. D138 The Battel Rages On
1026. E1 Calm & Ethereal Morning
1027. E2 True Black Metal
1028. E3 Take A Rest
1029. E4 Eno Pilled
1030. E5 Castle Siege
1031. E6 Drone Ov Battel
1032. E7 Gathering Around The Campfire